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The Box- 1.6

March 19th, 2010, 6:45 pm

Average Rating: 5.00
Joke:
Why doesn't Magnus like computers?
cause of the mice!

What goes eek, eek, bang?
A mouse in a minefield!

What are crispy, good with milk and go "eek, eek" when you eat em?
Mice Crispies!

I apologise for the cheesy jokes. Ahem.
So don't worry mouse lovers, no mice get smashed into a bloody pulp on this page! Even the ones shown here are imagined.
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Author's Comments:

Reply Spiked, March 20th, 2010, 9:38 am

H0lyhandgrenade: It is rather gross, but it has actually happened to real people throughout history, albeit with other body parts and mostly rats not mice. Still, It's funny till it actually happens to ya :)

Yexis: Thanks, glad you think so! :D

Amante-Kun: I loved that game, and the dark brotherhood missions were always the best part! Yeah it does look kinda like him I suppose, but then you haven't seen him without the hood.

emruki: They're not irrational! Have you never seen them? Plotting, always plotting! As for "cute" it's good for you you shuffled out of slapping distance. *shakes head with disapproval*

ApaFox: Wouldn't you? You can stop assassins with a creaky floorboard, like the nightingale floors in Japan. Not so with mice. Plus there's never only one mouse, they hunt in packs! Assassins work alone (mostly) cause it looks cooler on their CV.

k33nbl4d3: Obviously you have a keener sense of impending danger than Magnus. Or maybe you have a phobia of assassins rather than rodents?

orangecookies: You mean the assassin's face? You'd pull that face if you were a master assassin who'd been caught in the act too! Thanks though :)

Chan is no longer a guest: Hehe, sorry about that. Don't lose any sleep over it! :D

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User's Comments:

Reply H0lyhandgrenade, March 19th, 2010, 7:13 pm

That's really gross. I lolled.

Reply Yexis, March 19th, 2010, 7:22 pm

FFFFFFF
That was kinda epic. xDDD

Reply Amante, March 19th, 2010, 8:09 pm

Bite his nipples off, aha.

CAUGHT IN THE ACT, MISTER ASSASSIN.

He reminds me of the one guy from the Brotherhood who visits you after you kill someone in the game 'Oblivion'

His first line is 'you sleep quite soundly for a murderer' and he's dressed the same way (not like it's hard to wear a hooded cloak when you're an assassin haha)

Reply emruki, March 19th, 2010, 9:14 pm

LOL. Oh the paranoid thoughts~! I love how irrational they are, yet they still make you cringe.

Err, therapidmouseiskindacuteD: *shuffles away*

Reply ApaFox, March 19th, 2010, 10:00 pm

:3 He'll gladly do away with assassins and the like, but he fears nipple eating mice?

I lol'd

Reply orangecookies, March 20th, 2010, 7:36 pm

That is possibly one of the best faces I've ever seen. I can't stop laughing when I see it. XD

Reply Chan Is No Longer a Guest, March 21st, 2010, 12:29 am

"First they'll bite off my nipples..." I CANNOT GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD. JUST. IT'S HORRIBLE.

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